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Red
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 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Can... Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:41 am | |
| Okay guys, This topic requires jokes about Chuck Norris like statements of what Chuck Norris can do that is impossible. (Ex. Chuck Norris Can Divide BY 0)
Okay i'll start off first!
Chuck Norris Can Divide By 0! | |
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Lacad
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 am | |
| Enemien: Im not afraid!
Chuck norris shows up
enemem: NONONONONO I AM AFRAID!! | |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:47 am | |
| Chuck Norris actually died 2 years ago. But death didn't have the guts to tell him. | |
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Lacad
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:35 am | |
| Chuck norris is so ugly he scared the **** outta the toilet | |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:52 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can divide a negative number. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:02 am | |
| Chuck Norris can drive Nitrate 12 and Crimson Fury... WITHOUT crashing or getting pulled over.
(Don't know about Nitrate 12? Google "TVR 7/12" and get back to me) |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:32 am | |
| Chuck Norris passes Gandalf | |
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Nuttyboy812
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:13 pm | |
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mr.Hoh
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:55 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can kill Grand Ark without dieing | |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:08 am | |
| - mr.Hoh wrote:
- Chuck Norris can kill Grand Ark without dieing
Thunder edge can do that too. U don't find Chuck Norris, he finds u | |
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mr.Hoh
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:33 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can go 1,000,000 miles an hour without trying. | |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:33 am | |
| Chuck Norris can poison a mouse using cheese.
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mr.Hoh
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:11 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can kill M A S H E E N by just tapping it | |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:10 am | |
| Chuck Norris can drown a fish... | |
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mr.Hoh
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:05 am | |
| Chuck Norris can lag a lagger | |
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Red
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Can... Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:48 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits | |
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