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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Can...   Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:41 am

Okay guys, This topic requires jokes about Chuck Norris like statements of what Chuck Norris can do that is impossible. (Ex. Chuck Norris Can Divide BY 0)

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Chuck Norris Can Divide By 0!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 am

Enemien: Im not afraid!

Chuck norris shows up

enemem: NONONONONO I AM AFRAID!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:47 am

Chuck Norris actually died 2 years ago. But death didn't have the guts to tell him.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:35 am

Chuck norris is so ugly he scared the **** outta the toilet
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:52 pm

Chuck Norris can divide a negative number.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:02 am

Chuck Norris can drive Nitrate 12 and Crimson Fury... WITHOUT crashing or getting pulled over.
(Don't know about Nitrate 12? Google "TVR 7/12" and get back to me)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:32 am

Chuck Norris passes Gandalf
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:13 pm

chuck norris eats shit
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:55 pm

Chuck Norris can kill Grand Ark without dieing
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:08 am

mr.Hoh wrote:
Chuck Norris can kill Grand Ark without dieing
Thunder edge can do that too.
U don't find Chuck Norris, he finds u
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:33 pm

Chuck Norris can go 1,000,000 miles an hour without trying.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:33 am

Chuck Norris can poison a mouse using cheese.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:11 pm

Chuck Norris can kill M A S H E E N by just tapping it
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:10 am

Chuck Norris can drown a fish...
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:05 am

Chuck Norris can lag a lagger
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Can...   Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:48 am

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits
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